UFO Over Walmart

I have two NATO DeathRays tracking my every move and over my house every night. I wanted to know if they followed me everywhere I went so went to the 24 hour Walmart very late one night to see fi the DeathRays would follow me. They did.

I was on my way out of the store, walking through the parking lot to my car when something told me to look up.

Right above my head was a massive black triangular ship with light blue lights on each "point" of the triangle. I felt no fear whatsoever at seeing this ship hovering above me. On one side of the ship were two red balls/orbs hovering beside it.

I have no recall of being on the ship but when I was returned to the parking lot I had 30 minutes of missing time.

They then botched attempting to insert a false screen memory. As I watched, the 2 red orbs zipped off toward the horizon. The larger ship began to follow and as I watched it, it suddenly turned into a 1950's convertible exactly like the one show in the illustration at the top of the page.

I could never figure out why insert a 1950's convertible of all things, until just a couple of years ago this came out on the Internet:

As Jeff Foxworthy would say, "AND THERE'S YOUR SIGN!"