Meeting the Emerthers

The Emerthers are a benevolent race I find hilariously entertaining, The are of a faction of benevolent Grey races, They look like Grey races in appearance, stature and build. They are the ET race that heads up the Council of Five in protecting earth.

The Emerthers got hooked on our cupcakes and black tea, which affects them like speed would affect us. They get high on the stuff and once they do, they're hilarious, insisting on dancing to our old disco music - which they love. For heaven's sake don't turn off the disco music on them or you'll have an Emerther riot on your hands.

I once made the mistake of interrupting them when they were gorging themselves on cupcakes and tea. They responded with "Don't bother us! Can't you see we're eating, YOU IDIOT?!!"

When not hopped up on cupcakes and tea, they're the most anal race you could meet. They are so serious about protecting terrestrial humans they can drone on and on and on about an issue that was already settled, beating a dead horse even deader while throwing an entire star nation meeting off track if you let them.

They are one of the races involved in making our crop circles, embedding warnings to us about the Zetas and other harmful races in a multiplex binary code within the crop circles.